||A scooterist list by PDX Scooter Rider
- Thanks for your kind words of interest but I must be on my way.
- Wow you really drove that far on that Goldwing?
- Please don't beat me up what did I do to you?
- Yes they get good gas mileage, thanks.
- Sorry, they cost more than that.
- Sure jump on, here's a helmet.
- My mom won't let me sell it.
- Beastie who grand what?
- 1 gallon exactly, please.
- No I won't buy you beer.
- No it's a Lambretta
- Are you kidding?
- No it's a Vespa.
- I don't know.
- That's nice.
- Oh, really?
- Thank you.
- Fuck you.